Ok So the whole meaning for this CL forum is for self righteous morons such as my self to place condescending yet tactful thoughts upon this stage in hopes of placing my somewhat already inflated ego on an even higher pedestal than even my very limited thought process allows me to endure saving me from anatomic implosion... (breath-breath-breath)

because, because, because--- I cannot possibly exist on any feeble minded excrements of my own mind's stagnant mid-life depository and desperately need the shamelessly yet intriguing perverse crevices of any foolish mind to nullify and invoke my very pathetic but ideal existence (breath-breath-breath)>>>>>>

I thank you in the most condescending tone I could possibly emanate from a seriously retentive and dark cavern of my meandering yet blissful reality which I secretly covet and hoard in a most glutenous-hand wrenching-cackling way. DW